To start, one of my worst fears is running out of toilet paper while pooping. It's just such a hassle and embarrassing to say the least! When duty calls (haha) I can and will poop in any bathroom, no matter where I am. It does not shame me to let out the stinkiest of craps in the Pizza Hut bathroom. Pooping is dirty business but everyone has to do it.Alright so in my house we don't use paper towels because I have a bunch of tea towels that my Grandma made for me. We use those because Alex is very conscious of his ecological footprint. He turns off all the lights, never runs water longer than necessary, and recycles as much as he can. The reason he is so anal about it is because he has been deployed to Africa, and he's seen the poverty and hunger there. Alex doesn't waste anything, especially food.
So that being said, when I ran out of toilet paper yesterday I was freaking out because we don't have so much as a box of tissues that I could use as a substitute. Pants around my ankles, I was waddling around searching for something to clean myself up. I spied with my four eyes the makeup wipes I received in my Ipsy bag a couple of months ago. Grimacing, my only other option was a Clorox wipe and I really didn't want those chemicals anywhere near my hoo-ha.It was during a moment of last ditch desperation searching for anything better than makeup wipes, that I discovered A WHOLE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER hidden behind a box of junk under the sink. I was so happy that I could have cried. After I was done cleaning what needed to be cleaned, I logged in to my Amazon Prime account and ordered a bunch of those Kleenex packs that fit in your purse and hid them all over the house.
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